{"id":355,"date":"2010-03-19T15:16:25","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T19:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/?p=355"},"modified":"2010-03-19T15:17:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T19:17:21","slug":"because-its-friday-and-i-can-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"Because It&#8217;s Friday and I Can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And because they make me smile.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve all seen these. I know you have because I keep seeing them posted to your Facebook profiles and they keep arriving in my email, LONG after they&#8217;ve fizzled from their viral glory.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nBut, I like them. And it&#8217;s my blog. So THERE.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/vector-smiley-wink-by-jupiteroom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-358\" title=\"On the other hand...\" src=\"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/vector-smiley-wink-by-jupiteroom-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"70\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/vector-smiley-wink-by-jupiteroom-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/vector-smiley-wink-by-jupiteroom-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/vector-smiley-wink-by-jupiteroom.jpg 316w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 70px) 100vw, 70px\" \/><\/a>I also feel that I should write a wee disclaimer in case LX reads this (<em>and, since he&#8217;s my IT guy, there&#8217;s a very real possibility he will<\/em>). So, in the spirit of keeping the Groom-to-Be from having a full-blown panic attack: &#8220;No, honey, I&#8217;m not planning to enroll us in dance lessons or hire a choreographer so that we can perform a Broadway number during our reception. On the other hand&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>Julia and James&#8217; First Dance.<\/strong> This, to the best of my knowledge, is the first in the Choreographed First Wedding Dance craze. And, seriously&#8230; what&#8217;s not to love?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZYhlm9GTAQ0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZYhlm9GTAQ0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nSimply titled <strong>The Best Wedding Entrance Dance Ever<\/strong> &#8211; it really is quite unfortunate that this over-the-top fun entrance was to a Chris &#8220;I beat my girlfriend, then conveniently forgot about it when asked on Larry King&#8221; Brown song. Whatever. How could this happy couple and their delightfully dorky friends have known?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/g8DCt3Lmi28&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/g8DCt3Lmi28&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nEven better?<br \/>\n<strong>Jim &amp; Pam&#8217;s version<\/strong>&#8230; because, well &#8211; it&#8217;s Jim &amp; Pam.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fX7iwwB9zQ4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fX7iwwB9zQ4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And because they make me smile. &nbsp; You&#8217;ve all seen these. I know you have because I keep seeing them posted to your Facebook profiles and they keep arriving in my email, LONG after they&#8217;ve fizzled from their viral glory. &nbsp; But, I like them. And it&#8217;s my blog. 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