{"id":155,"date":"2010-02-07T18:14:22","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T23:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/?p=155"},"modified":"2010-02-07T18:14:22","modified_gmt":"2010-02-07T23:14:22","slug":"back-from-the-beyond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"Back from the Beyond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, happy day! My very first eBay purchase has walked back into my life and made me as giddy as a schoolgirl.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nOriginally thought to be lost (presumably last winter when we moved into the Rockstar House), I stumbled upon my gloriously inexpensive (<em>$8 \u2013 beat that!<\/em>) and fabulously glam stilletos (<em>my heart weeps with the fact that they&#8217;re too big to actually wear out of the house<\/em>) while searching for \u2013 of all things \u2013 the carrying strap for my yoga mat.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYes, I really am that disorganized. Ask LX (my fianc\u00e9) about the pile of clean clothes that lives (albeit, in different incarnations) on the armchair in our bedroom, or the boxes that I\u2019ve yet to unpack but proclaim weekly that I \u201creally need to do something about.\u201d<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nWho cares! Behold&#8230; aren\u2019t they lovely?<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fab-stilletos1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-158\" title=\"fab stilletos\" src=\"http:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fab-stilletos1-300x140.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fab-stilletos1-300x140.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fab-stilletos1.jpg 597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nYou may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, happy day! My very first eBay purchase has walked back into my life and made me as giddy as a schoolgirl. &nbsp; Originally thought to be lost (presumably last winter when we moved into the Rockstar House), I stumbled upon my gloriously inexpensive ($8 \u2013 beat that!) and fabulously glam stilletos (my heart weeps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[24,6,25,19],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-purchase","category-uber-bargains","tag-24","tag-ebay","tag-first-purchase","tag-stilettos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebay-bride.perception.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}